Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My bed smells like the plague
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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