wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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