Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
