I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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