he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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