Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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