that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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