wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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