When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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