No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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