No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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