My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
