what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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