I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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