i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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