he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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