She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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