Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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