Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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