STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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