If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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