doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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