If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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