need another drink. this is the easiest way
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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