haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Swine flu. Run for my life!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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