now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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