The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I understand Curling. That high.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
