you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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