his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
