How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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