On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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