Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
