Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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