I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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