so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
