you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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