I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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