i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My pussy is not your playground.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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