i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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