Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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