He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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