So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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