my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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