She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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