there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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