Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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