More tranny stories later!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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