Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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