Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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