Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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